Laughing buddha

"Justice represents the balance in life between right and wrong. It is a reminder that you are accountable for your actions and you must be prepared to accept the consequences of any misdeeds. You have been given the strength to fight injustice." Cheers


Deaf bookkeeper ...A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has cheated him out of
$10 million bucks.
His bookkeeper is deaf... That was the reason he got the job in the first
place. It was assumed that a deaf bookkeeper would not hear anything that he
might have to testify about in court if anything went wrong !
When the Godfather goes to confront the bookkeeper about his missing $10
million, he brings along his attorney, who knows sign language.
The Godfather tells the lawyer 'Ask him where the $10 million he
embezzled from me is.'
The attorney, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper where the money is. The bookkeeper signs back: 'I don't know what you are talking about.'
The attorney tells the Godfather: 'He says he doesn't know what you're
talking about.'
The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to the bookkeeper's temple and
says, 'Ask him again !'
The attorney signs to the bookkeeper: 'He'll kill you if you don't tell
him!'
The bookkeeper signs back: 'OK! OK! You win! The money is in a brown
briefcase buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in Queens !'
The Godfather asks the attorney: 'Well, what'd he say?'
The attorney replies: 'He says you don't have the balls to pull the
trigger !! '
Lawyers, you have to love ‘em…